NAME:

Iris Parrotsass

BORN:

Of the universal need for beauty

SCHOOL NICKNAME:

With a name like Parrotsass, do you NEED a nickname!!!

MARITAL STATUS:

Married to her adoring public

TURN ONS:

Attention.   And then more attention.

PET PEEVE:

Fickleness (you know who you are)

NEMESIS:

The next flavor-of-the-month

FAMOUS QUOTE:

"You have more film in that camera, USE IT!"

ROLE MODELS:

the "mirror mirror on the wall" mirror guy

STORY:

Here's a secret:  Iris doesn't exist!   She is a product of Technicolor and good lines. Remember "3 Faces of Eve," "Sybil?" Amateurs! Iris is but one of a multitude of identities as multifaceted as the Hope diamond (and as cursed ... ?), flipertygibbets, will-of-the-wisps, clowns (hey L), as hard to pin down as Robin's append-age.   Who knows who she will be next year: WATCH THIS SPACE!