NAME: |
Luscious Elizabeth Leviticus |
BIRTH NAME: |
Elizabeth Greenburg |
FAV. SONG: |
Anything by Supertramp |
FAV. ADJECTIVES: |
Lavish, Licentious and Lissome (look it up) |
GOALS: |
To spread her burning love of Jesus until she can't spread it anymore. |
PET PEEVES: |
People that tell her to stop spreading the love. |
MOTTO: |
If it burns, that means it's working. |
ROLE MODELS: |
Tammy Faye |
SECRET DESIRE: |
To produce a reality TV show for the PAX Network by placing 12 men from San Francisco, SOHO, and West Hollywood in a house for three months and show them the love of Jesus. |
STORY: |
Luscious was raised by a family filled with the love of Jesus. Raised to go to Sunday School without failure, Elizabeth quickly learned the ways of Christ. But as Luscious grew into the glamorous lady she is, the Church and her family shunned her glamorous ways and kicked her to the street. Well, Luscious just knew she could never deny her true self, so she quickly moved on and became a vagabond of glam! During Luscious' many journeys, she encountered many a holy man, but unfortunately, her encounters always seemed to end the same way. Undaunted, Luscious would always pull herself out of bed the next morning, pop an aspirin, and press on. Finding herself in San Francisco, Luscious came across the Leviticus Church of Love. When she walked through the doors of the Church, she knew her search was over. Luscious explained to the head of the Church that she was looking for the love of Jesus. And this man of The Lord said he was the one to give the love to her. Quickly, Luscious was led to his private sanctuary where Luscious once again felt the fullness and love of the Lord. After that first night, Luscious has returned to be ministered to at least
3 or 4 times a week (sometimes twice in one night). Because so many of the
holy men in the Church came to know her so intimately, she was given the new
name Luscious (after the Church she felt so close to.)
Well, with the Lord sending Luscious to The City Clinic so often, Luscious
felt the Lords burning desire for her to minister right there at the Clinic.
Out of concern, the employees of The Clinic have urged her to slow down or
they will have Luscious arrested. Such kidders! But Luscious has found her
calling and will continue to spread the love to as many as she can.
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