NAME: |
Melody Hummer |
BIRTH SIGN: |
Cancer |
PLACE OF BIRTH: |
Edina, Minnesota |
MARITAL STATUS: |
Under Investigation |
TURN-ONS: |
Rejection, apparently |
PET PEEVES: |
Cheap gin, butt rasta |
AMBITIONS: |
Leaving all you bitter, cheap whores in my wake |
REGRETS: |
Saying "I love you" |
MOTTO: |
"Stick to gin" |
FAVORITE QUOTE: |
"It's a tie! The Oscar goes to Katharine Hepburn for Lion in the Winter (sic) and Barbra Streisand for Funny Girl!" - Elke Sommer |
STORY: |
Born in a tempest and weaned in a rage, Melody learned early on how to create a scene. After working the last nerve of the entire Twin Cities population, Melody left the Midwest for greener pastures, starting with Vermont. Armed with a talent in the family trade, Melody proved popular up and down the eastern seaboard, padding her bank account but bruising her knees. Finally, on the advice of a former friend, Melody hopped a plane for San Francisco, where she nearly froze to death but decided to stay, just cuz she was tired! She still calls the Bay Area home, despite constantly wearing out her welcome. |