NAME:
 Tami DeTruth
BIRTH SIGN:
 Scorpio
PLACE OF BIRTH:
 Unknown, but definitely not Canada (nothing Glamorous comes from Canada).
MARITAL STATUS:
Mostly married... to Emile, European pop sensation of the 80's and 90's.
TURN ONS:
Cold, aloof, insecure men with large bank accounts.
AMBITIONS:
 Blonde
DREAMS:
 being the meat in a Heath Ledger / Jake Gyllenhaal sandwich
MOTTO:
 "If you can't be pretty, BE LOUD!"
ROLE MODELS:
Tammy Wynette, Tammy Faye and Tammy Baldwin
STORY:
 Born to French socialists living in Cairo and schooled in London, Rome and Bakersfield, Tami has never lived in any one place for very long. She lost her Father in a tragic situation involving rising meat prices in Poland in the 1980's and since his rape/murder, Tami has often been romantically linked with notable father figures, most infamously Emile, European Pop Superstar. Her on again/off again relationship with Emile and the persistant rumors of her two illegitimate children with Bill O'Reilly and Jesse Jackson have been cited as the root of her gypsy lifestyle. Though her residence is officially a small mansion tucked away in the Hollywood Hills, she travels extensively but maintains her real estate license to "ground" her in Southern California. Despite denials of the National Inquirer expose of their Bermuda tryst together, Larry King, in the infamous "lost" episode of Larry King Live, acknowledges that the available facts of Tami's life are both vague and contradictory.